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Ladies, ladies, ladies,
Those of you looking to lose a friend have often tried setting them up with me. There are, however, a couple of things you should consider first.
- No kids
- If they have spent the last two years celibate for Jesus, we probably aren’t a good match.
Thanks in advance,
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Magdy el-Nashar. He’s a 33-year old Egyptian arrested Friday morning in Cairo, and thought to be what they call a ‘’little emir’‘ -- i.e., the head honcho in the local terrorist cell, the one who fires up the suicide bombers. Until his timely disappearance, he was a biochemist studying at Leeds University and it’s in his apartment the London bombs were made. Previously he was at North Carolina State University.
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‘Lil Kim is going to do a ’Lil Time for a ‘Lil perjury.
Her fans were holding signs that “Real Men Don’t Snitch”. This was the second shooting to have taken place outside of a New York rap station.
When was the last time anything like this happened to a musician?
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How does that bit about a fool and his money go?
“The ladies will always walk over and check out the flowers,” she said of female spirits. As for the male ghosts, “They have to count how many cars are in the funeral procession.”
Spirits who refuse to cross over are the ones that keep Winkowski busy. She charges $100 or more to guide them to the white light.
This bitch is disgusting, as is CBS for helping her. Full story on CNN
Jul. 6th, 2005 @ 02:37 pm
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Apparently, the Prairie Home Keg Party didn’t go over as well as some might have hopped.
Sorry about that.
Jun. 29th, 2005 @ 01:53 pm
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From the the Times
Then, the next year, Ms. Parasol struck up the relationship that would transform her company into the giant it is today. She spoke with Anurag Dikshit
Sweet.
Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 08:57 pm
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The ideal state for a philosopher, indeed, is celibacy tempered by polygamy.
-- H. L. Menken
Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 06:17 am
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AFI came out with a list of the top 100 lines from movies. Full details are all over the web, including here.
Yet they missed what I think was the best line in the past decade, from Adam Sandler’s magnum opus, Happy Gilmore.
All together now,
The price is wrong, BITCH!
Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
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When was the first time you heard the phrase “to surf the Internet”.
Me: Jason Kau used it my sophomore year of high school, circa 1992.
And you?
Jun. 5th, 2005 @ 03:23 am
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USA Today, breaking free of the chains of monosyllabic copy editors, wrote
Thursday, June 2
Cheyenne - A nationwide relocation and moving service ranked Cheyenne the USA’s second-best city to move to and raise a family. Primacy Relocation and World ERC rated cities based on cost of living, taxes, home costs, schools, climate, commute times and access to long-term care. Cheyenne ranked behind Athens, Ga.
Read all about it
Jun. 2nd, 2005 @ 02:46 pm
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In British Columbia, Canada, what is the Sex Party?
A) A party where people hook up with each other
B) A bar downtown
C) A political party, like the Liberals or Conservatives
They even have a platform.
May. 17th, 2005 @ 09:37 pm
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From The Times
In the late 1950’s and early 1960’s, Tom Lehrer, a mathematician-turned-entertainer , contributed classic science songs like “The Elements” (“antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium”), “Wernher von Braun” and “There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon.”
While I can’t see myself paying for the Times’ editorial page, I would be willing to pay a subscription fee for this sort of content
May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:29 pm
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They are putting me through a another 45-minute technical interview. These are astoundingly difficult at times. I’m beginning to think they view hiring as a war of attrition. Uggh.
May. 13th, 2005 @ 01:39 pm
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The minority Liberal government in Ottawa is dependent on an independent MP for its coalition. Given this power, instead of sucking up for pork to his district, he decides to stop genocide.
Read all about it.
The Liberals’ frailty was underscored when Independent MP David Kilgour demanded 500 Canadian soldiers be sent to Sudan.
He warned that the Liberals might not get his key vote on the budget unless he sees enough Canadian boots on the ground in Darfur.
He said he was unimpressed with Martin’s promise to deploy 100 Canadian Forces troops and hinted he might vote to defeat the government.
May. 13th, 2005 @ 01:06 pm
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Am I the only person that thinks it tastes exactly like Coca-Cola Light, the Diet Coke sold in Europe?
May. 11th, 2005 @ 04:13 pm
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I have a 3rd interview Friday at 5:15 with a company you’ve heard of and admire doing cool shit in Dublin. And I don’t mean Dublin, GA.
Those with skills in votive candle lighting and/or voodoo are invited to exercise those talents on my behalf.
Thank you, that is all.
May. 2nd, 2005 @ 07:04 pm
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It’s from a 70s-era BBC Children’s show.
A partial transcript:
Geoffrey (to camera) “ Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing”
Bungle: “Playing with each other, Geoffrey?”
Geoffrey: “Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?”
George: “Yesterday we played with our balls.
Are we going to play with our friend’s balls today?”
Bungle: “Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.”
Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy: “Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it.”
A full transcript, as well as the clip itself, are available here
Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 04:48 pm
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